The Shady Milkman

Bud Selig, congratulations on your new position as the absolute worst commissioner in American professional sports. After years of trying to achieve this despicable position with your ho-hum, turn-a-blind-eye attitude towards steroids and continuous refusal to implement instant replay in baseball, you’ve finally managed to dethrone Gary Bettman from the position he held proudly for so long.

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