The Shady Milkman

After watching “The Story of Everything” episode of Stephen Hawking’s Into the Universe, I developed a radical new theory about déjà vu—that mysterious feeling of “haven’t I done this before?” It was like a small bit of his genius was transmitted through my TV and into my brain.

Before I jump ahead with my theory, I’ll quickly paraphrase and summarize Mr. Hawking’s theory on the Universe. He adheres to the Big Bang Theory, which says everything in the ENTIRE Universe has developed from one single point in space and time. After the Big Bang, the Universe expanded, and continues to expand, until, as Mr. Hawking believes, it reaches its limit, and then begins to contract. The Universe is cyclical, which is the fundamental idea behind my theory on déjà vu.

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Taken out of context, this easily could look like the start of World War III